Red Vs Blue: AIsRed Vs Blue: AIs by MudslingerArtist
To start off, Delta as the mind
Sigma is where creativity one can find
Gamma's knock-knock jokes will bore you to death
Omega's wrath will leave none of you left
Epsilon held the memories of the director
Theta needs a North Dakota protector
Iota was the one who drove Carolina insane
Eta, the twin, added to the pain
Alpha in blue is our father
While Alisson is in black and a bother
Α · Γ · Δ · Ε · Η · Θ · I · Σ · Ω
No matter how far
we find each other
For the Meta, we are
You've been on Youtube, right? Of course you have, dumb-dumb. So, you've seen a popular gamer that by now, you're currently subbed to, right? Right, BUT here's the thing...
Why? Is it because they're funny, smart, good-looking, MLG pro, effectively better than you every which-way, etc? THAT'S probably it! To put it bluntly, you ENVY them, you watch/monitor them because they have one or multiple things that YOU clearly lack. Most of the time, it's popularity; the views, the respect, the compliments, or even the money, if that's what you're in to.
Tell you what, I'M the guy you wanna make friends with, because I (kinda) know how to please the crowd. If you wanna get popular, I'll admit so do I, but will you really go so far as to spam the people you "hold dearest in you heart" with annoying, unoriginal channel advertising that will hurt you more than harm you more than hinder you more than help you? FUCK. THAT. So please, stop with the ruse, accept that your chances of becoming as popular as your idol(s) aren't the best, and we'll see how your life develops from there.
Now, the question is: Who do YOU envy?